Kas teie pidžaamas on ruumi teie kassile?
R.I.P. Havailastele...

+20 kreeklased panevad kampsunid selga
+15 havailased lülitavad kütte sisse (kellel on)
+10 ameeriklased värisevad. Venelased istutavad kurke
0 Ameerikas külmub vesi. Venemaal vesi pakseneb
-5 prantsuse autod ei käivitu
-10 planeerite puhkust Sharm el Sheikis
-15 kass ronib voodisse. Norralased panevad kampsunid selga
-17 New Yorki majaomanikud lülitavad kütte sisse. Venelastel viimane piknik
-20 Ameerika autod ei käivitu. Alaskal pannakse T- särgid selga
-25 Saksa autod ei käivitu. Havailased on välja surnud
-30 poliitikud hakkavad rääkima kodututest. Kass poeb teie pidžaamasse
-35 Liiga külm, et mõelda. Jaapani autod ei käivitu
-40 planeerite kahenädalast vanniskäiku. Rootsi autod ei käivitu
-42 Euroopas jääb liiklus seisma. Venelased söövad pargis jäätist
-45 Kreeklased on välja surnud. Poliitikud teevad midagi kodutute heaks
-50 ripsmed jäätuvad, kui silmi pilgutate. Alaskal pannakse vannitoa aknad kinni
-60 jääkarud migreeruvad lõunasse
-70 põrgu külmub kinni
-73 Soome scoutspataljon evakueerib Jõuluvana
-80 juristid panevad käed oma taskusse
-114 piiritus jäätub. Venelased on mornid

Üks laul tuli meelde. Tundub kuidagi sobivat tänasesse päeva. Klappides on ta tegelikult parem, kui sõnadena siit alt lugedes.

The Corrs
Would You Be Happier

Have you ever wonder where the story ends, and how it all began, I do (I do, I do, I do, I do)
Did you ever dream you were the movie star with popcorn in your hand, I did (I did, I did, I did)
Do you ever think you're someone else inside, when no one understands you are (you are)
And wanna disappear inside a dream but never wanna wake, wake uuuuuup

Then you stumble on tomorrow, and trip over today

(Chorus)
Would you be happier if you were someone together
Would the sun shine brighter if you played a bigger part
Would you be wonderful if it wasn't for the weather
You're gonna be just fine (gonna be just fine)

Are you not afraid to tell your story now, when everyone is done it's too late (too late, too late)
Was everything you've ever said or done not the way you planned, mistaaaake
So you promised that tomorrow, be different than today

(Chorus)
Would you be happier if you were someone together
Would the sun shine brighter if you played a bigger part
Would you be wonderful if it wasn't for the weather
You're gonna be just fine
I think you're gonna be just fine
You're gonna be just fine
So don't worry baby

You're racing for tomorrow, not finished with today

Would you be happier if you were someone together
Would the sun shine brighter if you played a bigger part
Would you be wonderful if it wasn't for the weather
I think you're gonna be just fine

Would we be happier if we were someone together
Would the sun shine brighter if we played a bigger part
Would we be wonderful if it wasn't for the weather
I think we're gonna be just fine
I think you're gonna be just fine

Don't worry baby
Gonna be just fine
Don't worry honey
Gonna be just fine
Don't worry baby
Gonna be just fiiiiine